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TESTING

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:29:20 GMT

This is a test to see if I can actually update again yet.

BANDWAGON QUESTION MEME FTW

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:06:35 GMT

So ask me any question at all and I too will answer you. And if the only person who asks me a question is Buzzard then I will in fact murder Buzzard.

I am getting a DS

Tue, 08 May 2007 18:53:27 GMT

Actually, I just won a DS Lite and New Super Mario Brothers, Mario Kart DS, and Metroid Prime: Hunters in a bundle. It was very much worth it ^_^;;

Now I have to compile a list of games to get, and sell some shit to get them! :D

To get so far:
- Puzzle Quest
- Wario Ware: Touched
- Tetris of some kind
- Super Mario 64 DS
- Cooking Mama

Tell me LJ friends, what other DS games are excellent to own? I'm searching on Babbages now for titles.

I love this video

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:23:45 GMT

It is amazing.

Laying it on the Line

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:30:29 GMT

I have English today and tomorrow and work, but that's it woo! Don't have to deal with Math Friday since we have a take home test that will be emailed to us, so that rules. Right now I'm working out a topic proposal for our final English paper. I plan on doing an argumentative essay on the American Homeless people as they affect society and whatnot. I think I'll probably end up using Skid Row a lot more than I intend to for examples and evidence. Hopefully there will be plenty of good scholarly articles for me to use here, however, if it doesn't work out I'll just write about Affirmative action. Michigan just got overturned so there's my recent popular article right there.

I'm so fucking sore from Weight Training yesterday. I squatted 230 x10 and then backed down to 180 x10 and then 120 x10 and finally 80 x10. I'm exhausted from that alone, not to mention my overhead press max and lat pull-down max for my grade. We're not officially testing on these lifts until next week but I need to be able to do a lot more than I can.. lol

I've been playing Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap recently, and I gotta say it's real fun. I love seeing all the things taken from the other Zelda games (downward thrust, Gorons, Din/Nayru/That Other Chick, etc..). I especially love that the Ocarina sounds like the flutes from Super Mario Brothers 3. I want a DS though. Too bad I have to raise 1k in about a month for summer session 1 tuition ;-;

I'm ready for the weekend, bring it the hell on. I need a nice relaxing break from everything.

An Open Letter to ChaosBorg

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:39:17 GMT

Hey guy, what's wrong with you?

I don't mean to ask you what the source of your frustration and angst is. I don't care about what happened in the past. What I want to know is: why can't you fucking let it go? "wahh they always bring me up and attack me first" SO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU HAVE THE URGE TO RESPOND. It will stop, I promise you. I think when you get that, you'll notice that this drama won't "follow" you anymore.

Just shut your fucking hole and ignore shit that pisses you off. So what if someone is talking about you behind your back. It fucking happens. All that shit is for, is to let you know who your friends are and who they aren't. Don't waste your time with people that aren't your friends and aren't going to be your friends. If someone bothers you, IGNORE THEM. Jesus, you're such a huge tool it isn't even funny.

The reason for this post, dedicated especially to you ChaosBorg, is because you're the reason my secrets entry has 100+ comments. YOU are the source of that shit. You know why? Cause you had to stick your nose where it obviously wasn't welcome. If you hadn't made such a bitchy whining comment, then it would have been ok. For some fucking stupid reason, you had to speak up. It's shit like that, that makes people think shit like this about you:

"ChaosBorg is such a mewling faggot and he needs to fucking disappear. He's always shitting up threads whenever he hears his name. ChaosBorg, get out. Just fucking leave FO you stupid whiney piece of shit."

That was a secret that didn't make it. It's so fucking true. You need to change up your act, or just fucking piss off.

Hornets live in nests. They chill with each other because they all get along. They're hornets! You know when you call a Hornet an asshole or flick it or something? Does the Hornet argue with you about why you shouldn't flick it or mess with it? No. The other Hornets go "Hey, some asshole is messing with our buddy!" Then they fucking tell you to piss off because you're not a hornet and all you're doing is messing with a hornet. GEE GUESS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WHOLE NEST OF HORNETS?

ChaosBorg, why the hell can't you just grow up (I heard you're 27!? Holy shit you're a little bitch for a guy who's almost 30) and let shit go?

Secrets Gone Wild: 2 Hot 4 Forumopolis

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:49:54 GMT

And in no particular order, there are a few to kick things off!
DISCLAIMER: By posting these rejected secrets I am in no way endorsing, agreeing with, or supporting them.

"I find Steve to be one of the most annoying posters on the forum and if he genuinely believes half the stuff about himself he posts about himself he needs to get his head checked."

"Got a few.

I'd wish Human would die in a fire. Seriously.

Kaete is kind of a bitch.

Aery? Whore."

"Jai is ugly."

"A lot of you are fucking fat.

A lot of you are also fucking ugly.

A lot of you are also fucking amazing creephats who say ungodly fucking creepy things to anything that has a vagina on the forums. Stop being such creepy fucking bastards.

Christ, Forumopolis, I hate you."

"I've seen your camera...and you should stop with the ruse. We all know you're full of shit and not even your rack makes you attractive."

"All of Austin House can fucking suck my cock. Those assholes do nothing but troll on everyone and hate. They fucking coordinate that shit and laugh and snort jolt or whatever nerds drink while they troll posts. Get some fucking lives you idiots. I don't care if you don't post this, someone needs to know how shitty those assholes are."
lol shitty assholes

Taking some quizzezz

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:44:24 GMT

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!

Your capable first mate	shadowtherat
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold	ranchonmars
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past	typhon_uf
Is always the first one into the fray	teilea
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship	typhon_uf
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog	teilea
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker	shinimegami52
The amount of money you make as a pirate	$125,051


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My bid for world domination
LiveJournal Username
Why you did it
Your lair
Your hideous secret weapon
Your favourite colour

Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant	quenya
Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes	cat_bert
Your perverted scientific genius	linzaiyana
You cordon bleu chef	sapphyre22222
Lieutenant with serious moral qualms	artmurder
Number of countries subverted	25


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Your Livejournal zombie attack.

LiveJournal Username

The name of your zombie infested home town.

Your zombie killing weapon of choice.

How much do zombies scare you?

Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?

Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?

whaler

Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.

blackknight5k

Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

elmanie

Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.

elmanie

Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.

office_lacky

Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.

growlingjello

Number of zombies you decapitate.

395

Chances you survive the zombie swarm.

40%

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UG LEE UG LEE UG LEE

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:28:36 GMT

I've been watching The Adventures of Pete and Pete on video.google and I must say it makes me miss my childhood sorely. I remember a time when being on a teacher's good side was a negative thing and your biggest problem during the summertime was figuring out how to have the most fun you possibly could each day.

Now I work and attend university classes, which I paid for, and befriending my teachers dynamically affects my grades which is something I'm actually jumping through hoops to accomplish. Also, I think my English instructor has a crush on me, I saw her boobs. I think I'll bring her cookies sometime next week maybe. Or the end of this week. I do have a paper coming up >_>

I ALSO HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM NOT WORKING ON SAID PAPER WHATSOEVER TONIGHT MWAHAHAA

Also, I should shower. I got home from work about 20 minutes ago and man do I stink.

I want to get TAoPaP on DVD, as well as all my childhood favorites. Unfortunately, Paramount is a bunch of cocks, so I'll probably save myself some money and just download and burn the full set myself.

I think Salute Your Shorts made me want to go to summer camp, but looking back on my childhood, I'm glad I never went to one. I had so much fun with all my friends in my neighborhood, just playing and chillin' all day and night. Double hard on the weekends.

Showa time

sigh

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:49:05 GMT

It's just one uncomfortable disagreement after another.

Tonight I crave shit that's likely to kill me quicker..

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:05:51 GMT

And it's driving me insane.

Umm.. While I was at work..

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:58:30 GMT

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Who are you people ;_;

WALKING OMFG

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:54:01 GMT

So I walked to the grocery store this morning because I needed milk and a few other things. The store is roughly a mile from my apartment, so no biggie, waste of gas really (car's fucked up anyhow).

I came for three or four things and left with 30 or 40. MY ARMS ARE GOING TO FALL OFF HELP OMG

Also, I downloaded AIM last night after talking to Alex for like forever. It's a pretty sweet improvement over the last time I used AIM like 4 years ago. I'm catfishsammich, put me on your buddy list!!!

Stolen from artmurder

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:10:53 GMT

One little compliment can make you feel amazing.

So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal, so I can return the favor. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag so that when you are feeling down, you can go to that entry for a quick pick-me-up and a smile.

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waahh nobody likes me waah

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:18:30 GMT

It's cause my eyes are all fucked up isn't it >(

it is cold in my fucking room

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:01:25 GMT

So I've finished gorging myself on Cereal and Bananas and now it is time to contemplate the doings of the day.

I have no class today, because my professors are smart and realize that spring break actually starts for the students on Friday rather than the official starting day of Monday. Anyone taking attendance today is a dick >(

I have work today, but not until 5ish, and even then, it's Friday! Hopefully we won't have to stay late, because that would be fucking lame >(

There aren't really any chores to be done.. although I should complete my Fafsa on the web. I mean it's pretty much done I guess I could finish it now..

*pause*

Ok I am done filling it out but my parents have to sign some shit @_@ Even though I've been living on my own and paying for all my shit myself for about 4 years now, I am still considered a dependent and weh.

Oh well, I wanted to see my folks this weekend anyhow.

I guess it is time to play a video game or something.

In this post I'm a Diablo 2 Nerd

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:09:33 GMT

I've been playing Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction quite a bit lately. That is, when I'm not playing Guitar Hero 2 or doing schoolwork or some shit.

I've played my Sorceress less than 20 hours and have already leveled to 75, Completed Normal/Nightmare and am working on Hell. I am very surprised I was able to obtain some kickass items with either tremendous luck or smart trading. I managed to snatch 2 of the "best sorc gear ever" items, and one of the best charms too. I traded a Herald of Zakarum (best paladin shield) for my Shako, and a couple of relatively common runes for my Oculus (some dude thought I was a girl, and I didn't correct him, teehee). The Gheed's Fortune came from the Shako trade.

I feel like such a nerd, but I'm recording this shit for posterity. I don't usually perform so well in online games, so I'm proud!

The Harlequin Crest, a Unique Shako helmet, and the best thing you can wear on your head for just about every class:

The Oculus, a Unique Swirling Crystal, and the best Sorceress weapon you can get/find/wish for:

Gheed's Fortune, a Unique Grand Charm, and pretty much a drool-worthy item for magic-finders:

Now, if I can just stop dying to these fucking vipers in the Claw Viper Temple, I can resume finishing Act 2. No class tomorrow, so I get to be naughty and stay up late :3

No business like no-business!

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:59:33 GMT

Damn forums are down and I can't check my PMs or my selling thread, or any threads for that matter.

I definitely slept too late and missed my hospital appointment today. I have an appointment with my primary care doc at 11 tomorrow, but I don't really feel like going to that one either. I've been through a lot medically this past couple of months, but I feel like maybe I should stop trying to find out what my problem is and just man up and keep working/going to class and wait until I need to go to the hospital for an emergency or something. I'm tired of seeing my doctor, his doctor buddies, hospital doctors and just medical professionals in general. Every time I see a doctor they give me something new to be afraid of. I'm gonna stop being afraid, it's no fun.

I only have to go to English this afternoon and then work and then no class on Friday and then work and then Weekend and then SPRING BREAK AAHAHHAHAA! I'm so happy I have a paid vacation from work that week too. I need a nice long break from responsibilities :D Although I'm probably gonna have to be listing on eBay through this weekend so I can try and start paying my medical debts and start eating something that isn't "instant" or otherwise loaded up with preservatives.

I had no idea I consumed so much sodium and so little potassium until I started reading labels. When you're sick you just eat soup right? I usually eat a full can, servings be damned. Well one full can is a half serving!!! And the sodium in half a serving of ULTRA NOODLE Soup is roughly 53% of your Daily Recommended Allowance. Holy shit I have eaten well over 500% in a day easy! Good thing it passes in your urine and my kidneys work fine @_@

Health issues be damned, I want to try a Mega Mac! I know McDonald's is the devil or something (shit I worked there for nearly 4 years) but I have a dark secret spot in my soul that craves it. Double Cheeseburgers. Chicken Sandwiches. Whatever this thing is. ONLY A FUCKING DOLLAR EACH! I love shitty fast food so much ;_;

Joseph Ducreux was a brilliant man.

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:26:31 GMT

So I've been toying around in Paint Shop Pro lately, mostly making mediocre-crappy avatars and signatures for folks on the forum. I have been fascinated with Joseph Ducreux for some time now. His paintings of human emotions are incredible!

For some reason, I saw a Pimp in his image of "laughter". Maybe it's that fancy hat. I've been working at making my vision a reality, and I'm somewhat pleased with my result so far. I'm not sure if I'll bother messing with it anymore. I've already spent an hour on it tonight. It's a pretty obvious photo-edit, but I wasn't really going for "omg they had pimps back in the 1700s!?" at all. Just trying to pin down what I saw in my mind.

I have a hard time drawing, because I can picture something so vividly in my head, but my stupid hand/fingers refuse to cooperate.

I have to wake up in less than 5 hours for a hospital appointment (pulmonary function testing), and I'm still up. I completely lost track of time. I think it's time for bed now.